I’m back!! After picking over 100 cucumbers from the garden and subsequently pickling 14 jars of pickles and 9 jars of relish, I think the cucumbers are almost gone. I swear if I see another cucumber or pickle, I may scream. Even though, I arrived at my parents house on Monday ready to go.. Unfortunately, my mother was ready for ME to go as soon as I walked in the door. Seeing I didn’t come by the house last week, I was hoping there would be at least two bags of newspapers waiting for me. And as I have said before, there is always an excuse. This week it was the fact that she had just arrived home from babysitting for my brother’s kids. Yes, she does go twice a week and the kids are exhausting, but she definitely can find time to pack the newspapers throughout the week. I said fine, but stated that she would owe me 4 bags the next week. In addition, they would have to be filled with ALL newspaper (she likes to pad the bags with cardboard and other papers.) My mother responded “FINE!!” She had a defiant look on her face. I responded “really?? really?? you are going to get me 4 bags of newspapers by next week?” She responded “YES! I will.” Hmmm.. I don’t really trust my mom, but I know one thing she loves more than newspapers, money. I told her that if she doesn’t get me the 4 bags of newspapers by next week, she would owe me $100. Once again, she repeats “FINE!” I still don’t believe her so I decide to make her pinky swear. Mind you, this is the first time I have ever had to pinky swear my mother, but she was a kindergarten teacher, so she knows the power of a pinky swear. Right?? We shall see how this works out..
After already getting down and dirty negotiating with my mother, I decided I didn’t want to get my hands dirty as well. I avoided the garage and back patio and headed to the spare bedroom (aka. the attic.) A few weeks ago I had mentioned to my mother that I sold a video set we got for free on ebay. She also had a copy that I was hoping to sell. I had seen it one of the previous times I was in the house, but it has now disappeared. I’m a bit annoyed that my mother may have moved it, but there is more work to be done. I ended up finding more items from my grandmother and great aunts houses. I’m not even touching these boxes since I still have a pile of stuff in my own house to get rid of. While standing in the attic, I am overwhelmed by piles teetering over me. It’s hard to sort anything because I’m forced to put the items I’m sorting onto other piles. I finally decide to clear off a dresser that has lots of random oddities piled on top from over the years. Records, clothes, baby bottles, papers.. You name it! I even found a book of real estate listings from the 1980’s that had my current apartment listed.
After clearing a small amount of space, I attempt to start organizing. But it is very difficult as I am literally working with a 4×4 foot area directly behind the door. I decided to work on getting as much garbage out as possible so I could have more room to work with next time I go in there. As I am exiting the room, I am excited to find a few bags of coupons piled outside the door. These are easy to throw away but as I grab the plastic bags, I notice one of them is actually filled with old photos from my grandmother. For someone who values the past so much, it’s ridiculous that my mother stores pictures and old coupons in the same manner.
In addition to my mother’s items, I have been coming across some of my dad’s boxes. These are normally filled with the most random items ever. Magazines, weird lists, pencils, pens, tools, shells, rocks, pieces of model cars, you name it. You think I’m kidding, but these were all items found in one box! It seems he was also very involved in the finances of his volleyball league as I found lots of checkbooks from almost 30 years ago! I have to mention that while I was going through everything, my mother kept popping in to talk to me. I’m guessing this was more to see what I was taking out of the house than the fact that she had pressing things she just HAD to tell me. I made sure to run the bags she would be most interested in out of the house first and leave the other bags for her to survey.
Total for this week:
3 Bags coupons
1 bag paper
1 bag plastic
2 bags magazines
1 box egg cartons (containing about 20 egg cartons)